thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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me: this book is going to ruin my social life
me:
me:
me: well it's not like i have one
me: *continues reading*

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microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian


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egberts:

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*


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dead-and-scarred:

hiding-myself:

depression blog

~

dead-and-scarred:

hiding-myself:

depression blog

~

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